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Manchester United Jokes On this page you will find several jokes about Melanie and Liverpool's biggest rival..Man Utd.
I know that one of these is a joke that involves Victoria, but its still funny, so dont send me hate mail saying that Im not a Spice Girls fan. |
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1. How many Manchester United fans does it
take to screw in a lightbulb?? Doesnt matter as long as its changed once every six months, comes in multiple colors, and costs at least 50 pounds. 2. Whats the diffrence between a Man Utd. player and a trolleycar?? The Trolleycar has a mind of its own. 3. What do Posh Spice and Alan Shearer have in common?? Their both fucking good football players. 4. |
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Three football fans, one from Liverpool, one from Celtic, and one from Manchester United are walking down the street when they come across the body of a dead naked woman.
As a mark of respect the Liverpool fan takes off his cap and places it over her left breast. The Celtic supporter follows suit and places his cap over her right breast, while the Manchester United fan places his cap over her "lower regions" before they decide to call the cops. Shortly afterwards, a policeman arrives and inspects the body. Lifting the Liverpool cap first he looks breifly at her left breast, before lifting the Celtic cap to look at her right breast. Finally he lifts the Man Utd cap, but instead of glancing quickly he stares for about two minutes. The policeman appeaers deep in thought and lifts the cap again, looking intently at the womans body for another couple of minutes.The men think this behaviour a little strange and ask the bobby why he had been staring at the body for so long. "Its the damnedest thing," replies the policeman. "But thats the first time I've seen anything besides an arsehole under a Man Utd cap." |
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